Disaster Artist I Did Not Hit Her

Disaster Artist I Did Not Hit Her

Starring: James Franco, Dave Franco, Seth Rogen, Alison Brie, Josh Hutcherson, Zac Efron, Hannibal Buress, Melanie Griffith, Sharon Stone, Jacki Weaver

OUR RATING: ★★★★☆

Story:

Bio-one-act drama directed by, produced by and starring James Franco which follows the coming together and friendship of the role player Greg Sestero (Dave Franco) and Tommy Wiseau (James Franco), the actor, writer and director behind the 2003 cult flick The Room, a film frequently hailed as the Citizen Kane of bad movies. The story chronicles the steps leading upwardly to the making of the film and the chaotic production itself.

All-time Quotes     (Total Quotes: 36)

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Tommy Wiseau: Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. You lot have to exist the all-time and never give up.

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Acting Teacher: Okay, who here can really reveal themselves to the class? Anybody?
Tommy Wiseau: I'll get.

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Tommy Wiseau: Don't talk about me. Don't tell course, not to anybody.
Greg Sestero: No, of course.

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[reading from the script in an audition]
Tommy Wiseau: Show upwardly on time, try non autumn asleep everybody.
Casting Manager: Am I hearing an accent?
Tommy Wiseau: Uh, no, no. What do you lot mean?

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Casting Director: Tin can nosotros but take it again? Attempt to lose the accent?
[Tommy turns and says the lines in an even more heavy emphasis which is totally unintelligible]

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Greg Sestero: [to Tommy] When I get upwards on stage in front of people all I can call up near is, "What if they laugh at me." You man, you're fearless. I desire to feel that also.

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Greg Sestero'south Mother: Hold old are yous?
Tommy Wiseau: Don't worry. I'1000 Greg's historic period.
Greg Sestero's Mother: Y'all're xix?
[Tommy shrugs his shoulders]
Greg Sestero'due south Mother: Yep, I just turned fourteen.
Tommy Wiseau: Aye, happy birthday.

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Casting Agent: You have a malevolent presence. You are a perfect build. I could see y'all as Dracula, Frankenstein.
Tommy Wiseau: I'm not Frankenstein! I am hero.

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Tommy Wiseau: I don't care, I'll exercise it.

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Tommy Wiseau: You and me we both take this dream
Greg Sestero: Yeah, I guess nosotros do.
Tommy Wiseau: Now we'll be famous. Nosotros'll bear witness them.

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Tommy Wiseau: You know, Greg, you and me, nosotros are the aforementioned.
Greg Sestero: Oh, yep, how, how's that?
Tommy Wiseau: We both take this dream that we'll exist famous.
Greg Sestero: Yeah, I guess nosotros practise.

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Tommy Wiseau: Watch out, here we go!

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Tommy Wiseau: "To be or non to be!"

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Judd Apatow: Information technology'southward non going to happen for you. Not in a million years!
Tommy Wiseau: Simply subsequently that?

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Tommy Wiseau: This town, Greg. They don't want me.
Greg Sestero: I wish nosotros could but make our ain motion-picture show.
Tommy Wiseau: A great idea.

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[writing his script for The Room]
Tommy Wiseau: [voice over] So there's this guy, Johnny, a true American hero, to exist played by me. He has it all, good looks, make friends, and also maybe Johnny is vampire. We'll meet.

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[standing to write his script for The Room]
Tommy Wiseau: [vocalism over] And then this beautiful daughter. Anything for my princess.

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[continuing to write his script for The Room]
Tommy Wiseau: [voice over] She betray him. And then this got Johnny, he go crazy.

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[referring to Tommy'south script The Room]
Greg Sestero: You lot really going to make this thing?
Tommy Wiseau: We are going to, yeah. Together.

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Sandy Schklair: This fix of the alleyway looks exactly like the real alleyway.
Tommy Wiseau: That's right.
Sandy Schklair: Well why don't nosotros only shoot in the real alleyway?
Tommy Wiseau: Because it's real Hollywood moving-picture show.
Sandy Schklair: Oh, aye. Sounds good.

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Sandy Schklair: Gear up, and action!
[Wiseau steps into the scene afterwards opening the rooftop door, pauses before proverb]
Tommy Wiseau: What line? What is the line?
[Schklair reads out the line]
Sandy Schklair: "I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did non hit her. I did not. Oh, hello, Mark."
Tommy Wiseau: Okay.
[Wiseau goes in through the rooftop door and closes the door]

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Sandy Schklair: Activity!
[Wiseau enters the scene again through the rooftop door, he pauses once more]
Tommy Wiseau: What is the line?

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Sandy Schklair: Take 13. Action.
[Wiseau enters the scene again through the rooftop door]
Tommy Wiseau: I did not hit her, I… Okay, okay. Line?

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[after several takes the crew simultaneously quotes Wiseau's line that he keeps forgetting]
Coiffure: "I did non hit her. Information technology's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hitting her. I did non. Oh, hi, Mark."

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Sandy Schklair: Take sixty-vii. Action!
[Wiseau opens the door once more and enters the scene]
Tommy Wiseau: I hit her!
Sandy Schklair: No! Do you lot desire to change the line?
Greg Sestero: You're doing bang-up, man. We'll get there.

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Sandy Schklair: Action!
[Wiseau doesn't come up through the rooftop door to practice his scene]
Sandy Schklair: Action! Activity! Action!
Tommy Wiseau: You lot'll have to say it out loud, I tin't hear in here!
[Wiseau opens the rooftop door and pops his head out]
Tommy Wiseau: Say activity then I can hear.
Sandy Schklair: Okay.

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Sandy Schklair: Okay, action!
Tommy Wiseau: I did non striking her. I did not. Oh, hello, Mark.
Sandy Schklair: What the fu… It doesn't piece of work if you're looking at the camera!

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Sandy Schklair: Activity!
[Wiseau does the scene again]
Tommy Wiseau: I did not striking her. Information technology'south non true. It's bullshit. I did non hit her. I did not.
[throws a h2o bottle on the ground]
Tommy Wiseau: Oh, hi, Mark.
[at that place's a interruption, and then Greg prompts Schklair to applaud, with the rest of the crew joining in]
Sandy Schklair: Yeah!
[Greg hugs Wiseau]

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[doing a scene from The Room]
Tommy Wiseau: You lot are tearing me apart, Lisa!

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Tommy Wiseau: Well I give them job, I give them salary, I've spent five million dollar on this movie, Greg!
Greg Sestero: Five, are you lot kidding me? Five million dollars, what…
Tommy Wiseau: And they are not grateful! Nobody respect my vision!

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Greg Sestero: Where were you built-in, Tommy?
Tommy Wiseau: Right, that not office of the scene.
Greg Sestero: Do you desire an easier question? Where does the coin come from, huh?
Tommy Wiseau: End! This on photographic camera!
Greg Sestero: I know it'south on photographic camera, just like you wanted!

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Greg Sestero: You lot are a villain!
Tommy Wiseau: I practice this whole motion-picture show for y'all, Greg!

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[Tommy is doing the scene where he's shoots himself in the head, he's supposed to be dead but instead grabs a cherry-red dress and rubs information technology to his crotch]
Sandy Schklair: Cutting!
Tommy Wiseau: Why you lot cut, Sandy? This is great, it's real acting!
Sandy Schklair: If you're going to writhe around with a dress possibly do it before you shoot yourself in the head and accident your brains out.
Tommy Wiseau: I disagree.

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[referring Tommy being nude]
Greg Sestero: Tommy, this is unnecessary.
Tommy Wiseau: No, very necessary. I need to show my donkey to sell this movie.

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[as Tommy is trying to have sex with her in one of the scenes]
Juliette Danielle: I think you're aiming a little bit loftier.
Tommy Wiseau: I aim where I aim. Just do the scene.
[watching on the monitor at the same time]
Sandy Schklair: Why is he having sex activity with her abdomen button? He knows where her vagina is, correct?

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Tommy Wiseau: This my pic, and this my life.

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Total Quotes: 36

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Disaster Artist I Did Not Hit Her

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